Samurai Cop

1991
NR
DCP
1hr 36min

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If filmmaking is a metaphor for the human condition (and I’ve yet to encounter a better one), that metaphor is never more perfectly illustrated than here.”
—Joe, LETTERBOXD

Prepare to question everything you thought you knew about roundhouse kicks, thongs, and katana beheadings. Joe (Matt Hannon, Sylvester Stallone’s one-time bodyguard) is the Samurai Cop, a rock of a man who will do literally whatever it takes to punish criminals—even if that means taking dozens of innocent lives in the process. Teamed with a truly hilarious partner (Mark Frazer), Joe embarks on a mindmelting sex-and-violence-fueled adventure against evil ninjas, drug dealers, and genre legend Robert Z’Dar (MANIAC COP)! Directed by prolific Iranian ex-pat Amir Shervan, the reckless and outrageous SAMURAI COP is a true treasure of the trash-action pantheon. Now available as a new DCP, guaranteed to make your audience see Z’Dars.

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Genre Action
Director Amir Shervan
Released 1991
Runtime 1h 36m
Rated Unrated
Studio AGFA
CountryUnited States

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4.6/10 IMDB Rating

47% Audience Score

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