Joe DeRosa “I Never Promised You A Rose Garden” Live Taping

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September 14, 2024
5PM & 8PM

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I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is an all-new hour of hopeless comedy derived from the dark mind of Joe DeRosa. Celebrating pure evil, abandonment, and societal collapse, Joe’s bleak outlook on society will actually bring joy to you in this dire climate we’re all living in.

Please arrive at least 30 minutes before show time; Failure to do so may result in loss of seats. Show will take place at the Berry Theatre within the Colonial Theatre.

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